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Rabu, 27 Februari 2013

Bar Exam Neurosis

Let's be clear: I don't use my blawg to create a persona. I am true to myself, and am perfectly fine being super ridiculous and nerdy and cheesy. 

So I'm gonna drop some truth on you right now: when it comes to test-taking, I am a NEUROTIC BITCH. Not like, oh, kinda crazy and don't bathe when it comes time to take the test. Like, have to regurgitate said test back in my hotel room so I can purge it from my mind forever. 

Yeah, you heard that right. I rewrite all the questions I can remember from the exam. Because I'm fucking crazy. (Although I would rather be crazy than think it's acceptable NOT TO BATHE WHEN I'M GOING TO BE IN PUBLIC.)

Proof is in the (cray) pudding. And my neurosis is especially evident in the fact that no,
you can't read my writing because I resized the photo to prevent such things from happening. 

Today, I managed to remember 94 questions from each session. No, I will not give them to you. No, I do not plan on disseminating them to anyone. I will probably burn them after this fucking bar exam, because really, they serve no purpose to me. They're just the byproduct of mental cleansing. 

And yet, I feel no less crazy now than when I started. 

(Don't judge me.)
(My mother does that enough for the both of us)


Jumat, 21 Desember 2012

Jumat, 29 Juni 2012

STFU

Tonight, while on the phone with my mother, I was offered a big cup of shut the fuck up.

I think I'd prefer a shot, wouldn't you?


Don't worry; it comes in all flavors.


"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy." --Fred Allen

Minggu, 20 Mei 2012

Selasa, 13 September 2011

Ethicality....it's all relative

So I passed the MPRE after being pretty damn sure I had failed it back at the beginning of August. And I not only passed it, but I passed it by a pretty decent margin! Before I start bragging though, maybe I should consider how the MPRE is actually scored.....


In states across America, people are required to pass this little test with 50 real questions and 10 questions with which they've designed to torture future test-takers . You are scored on a weighted scale, with 50 being the lowest score and 150 being the highest (because I guess a 0 would be too brutal, right?). The highest score required in our great nation to practice is an 86, for the holier-than-thou states of California and Utah (yeah right). In order to get a 100, you have to get anywhere between 32-37 questions right. There's a five question zone because difficulty of the test determines type of scaled scoring. But just to clarify, this constitutes as a 64%-74% "grade," depending on how moronic the particular people are that are taking the test. This awesome site provides an awesome chart that puts the median at about 97, although it's actually lower for August test-takers. This means that the average person is about 70% ethical. Since I am "math-adverse" and don't like discussing statistics (eye twitching is not a good look for me, folks), I'll leave the standard deviations to this guy. (For the record, I'm actually above the curve in ethicality, although I'm pretty sure that means nothing in the practice of law.)

This does NOT take into consideration that to actually pass this thing everywhere, you only have to make an 86. Based on some of my fuzzy math (100/34=2.941 THEN 86/2.941=29.24), I calculated this to mean that in order to practice law, you honestly only have to be 58.5% ethical.

Which is a failing grade on any test I've ever taken.

But trust us....because we're lawyers.

Senin, 29 Agustus 2011

Selasa, 16 Agustus 2011

With interest

My father, Danny, did not go to college. Yes, it was a different time. Yes, he has had to work his way up the ladder. But let me tell you, he's got something a lot of people of my generation do not have: work ethic (and a damn good job). Nowadays people expect a college diploma to double as an example of their work ethic....or the work ethic itself. And friends, a college degree does not a hard worker make.

Students throughout America are facing record amounts of student loan debt. College is not looked at as a privilege anymore....it's expected. And a college degree is now the equivalent of a high school diploma. Unfortunately, what most people do not realize is that many degrees are completely unnecessary for the field they wish to go into, and that they would almost certainly be better served to spend four (or five) years receiving valuable work-related experience than throwing their money away learning how to properly participate in a kegstand or getting their general studies degrees. That is not to say a college degree is not valuable, but for many, it's unnecessary and expensive. If you want to be a doctor, you should go to college. If you want to be a plumber.....maybe you should get an apprenticeship or go to trade school (which is NOT embarrassing--I don't think I'll ever understand the elitist attitude about trade schools). And FYI, plumbers don't do too badly as far as salary goes.

Seeing as how I'm a law student, you can imagine I've taken on a little bit of debt. Around me, I see people wracking up thousands of dollars in debt. I see them taking out Student Plus loans because the regular loan amount just won't cut it for them. I am allowed roughly $11,000 per semester worth of student loans (and of that, just under half is subsidized and the other is not). My tuition costs about $5000 a semester, which is on the EXTREMELY LOW END for law schools. If I were taking out the maximum amount of student loans, I would graduate about $66,000 in the hole. The past few semesters, I have taken only the subsidized loans, meaning my loans are NOT accruing interest while I am in school. Which also means I receive about $4500 per semester, an amount that doesn't even fully cover my tuition. I'm blessed that my parents cover the rest of my expenses. Because of this, I strive to keep my living expenses low. Well, actually, I'm just a cheap person, but that's neither here nor there.

I went to undergrad at a public school. My mom pushed me to apply (literally) for every scholarship for which I was eligible. So I did. Because of this, everything was paid for. Everything. And I didn't even qualify for need-based aid (so don't give me that pitiful excuse). Since I was able to graduate debt-free from undergrad, my parents feel no qualms about helping me out in law school. I got a job my third year of undergrad when I decided to live off campus--to pay for basic living expenses. I was not too good to wait tables, and I learned a lot about diplomacy doing so. I used my tip money to buy things I wanted, to pay my electricity and water bills, and for petty expenses. This is something almost anyone can do. Which is why I don't understand how so many people graduate from UNDERGRAD with outstanding (even incredible) amounts of debt (this is before we even get to grad school or other types of post-secondary education.)

Except I can. I saw people taking trips with their student loans. I still see people buy shittons of booze when their checks come in. They finance expensive vacations, luxuries, and (yes, I'VE SEEN IT) plastic surgery with their student loans. People, the madness must stop.

You are not too good for a job in a service field. You are not too good to go to a public school. And you are certainly not entitled to blow through student loans like monopoly money. Colleges that cost 40K a semester are not necessary. Student loan debt, to some degree, may be necessary. But an undergraduate debt of $100,000? No, that's not necessary. Especially considering you most likely took on this debt by going to an expensive private school that provided no better education than one you could receive from a public university.

If you decide to take on student loans, consider the type of job you'll have in the future. Ask yourself realistically if you'll be able to pay off the loans you incur with the job position for which you will qualify. Compare universities and ask yourself if they offer a unique degree program or unbeatable statistics regarding the type of education you wish to pursue. Hunt for scholarship opportunities, sign up for a student work program, and inquire about receiving in-state tuition. Never take out more than is necessary.

Because student loans? They never go away.

And you will have to pay them back in full......with interest.

Minggu, 14 Agustus 2011

What my Netflix account says about me....

Netflix tracks the types of movies you watch. It asks you to rate them on a star system as well. And then it generates lists of more movies you may like. Since I have put my movies in, and added some Leonidas would like, then topped it off by placating Calvin (remember, my little brother?) with some weird-looking cancelled-after-ten-episodes cartoon, I've got a pretty random array of suggestions.

And I'm trying to not let my feelings be hurt.....which is pretty hard, considering they've pegged me as liking "Understated TV dramas featuring a strong female lead." Their main suggestion? MURDER.SHE.WROTE.

You know, the show with the seven hundred year old woman? (I think she was in Hooke.) Or maybe the Bible. Who knows?

Another suggestion? MISS.MARPLE.

Don't be worried folks, because I apparently like "Raunchy Dysfunctional-Family TV Comedies" too. You know, like South Park (which I do), the Cult of Cartman (which I was unaware of until this time but just added to my instant queue), and Family Guy.

Wait...what? FAMILY GUY? My hatred is best summed up by the South Park episode that makes fun of Family Guy under the guise of an old Laverne and Shirley episode. And seals.

I'm going to ignore the "Inspiring Coming of Age movies for 11-12" like Free Willy and the Black Stallion....when I was 12 and now, I still felt like killing myself while watching those movies. Wild animals in captivity? No thanks.

I'm pretty sure the first description is meant for me...a 90 year old woman confined to her home, sitting on her couch with a blanket in her lap, with her humidifier on, watching Murder She Wrote.

Although maybe I could pretend to be the 11-12 year old that needs some inspiration by seeing animals caged much like I'm metaphorically caged in by overbearing parents that don't understand anything?

Or maybe I'd prefer to be the immature 15 year old guy sitting in the basement, huffing paint, and watching Family Guy (because frankly, that's probably the only way that show will ever be amusing).

Netflix, I'm afraid you know me too well.

And that, quite frankly, is terrifying.

Sabtu, 13 Agustus 2011

Conviction-less

I didn't wake up until almost eleven today. I stayed up way too late last night watching Netflix. Then I watched more Netflix.

So after finally finishing the entire first season of Conviction (the spinoff show to Law and Order: SVU), I realize that they ONLY.SHOT.ONE.SEASON. ::this is me, falling to my knees, screaming Stella, only instead of screaming Stella and having raped my wife's sister, I'm screaming Aleeeex and realizing others can only see so many criminals walk before they get tired of a show::

Now, I realize this show had a bit more gratuitous sex than was necessary. And I realize that they were showing the harsh realities of prosecutorial work. And I realize that SVU generally shows the bad guy getting put away.

In reality, a lot of crime is never reported. Of those crimes, only slamdunks are generally brought to trial. Sometimes you have cases of public outrage like the Casey Anthony trial, and you see how that ended up. For the most part, rapists seem to serve about seven years. Even child rapists. Murders often are charged with second degree murder instead of first degree, which (in all actuality) they deserve, and they are eligible for parole after about twenty.

Conviction showed this. And people didn't like that. You want truth?

People can't handle the truth.